Roy so glad you returned my e mail, I was so mad at you for thinking I sold those chicken coop lockers, it took a few days for me to cool off.  I tried one of those chicken coop lockers and they are junk.  You know what my illegitimate twin brother says about chickens "you can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit".

 

I'm am so confident you will like my Lincoln Terd lockers, I'll ship your order free (give your shipping company my iformation and I send them a check or give them my credit card). that's if you act now and add 5 of my brand new Kaopectate Terd lockers to your order.  These lockers are the best available, they are guaranteed to make the loose rears tight again.  If your rear end is loose and uncontrollable, this locker will make everything tight just like brand new.  My introductory price for these "come together terd lockers" is $399.99, you can have 1/2 off for a sizzling price of $389.99 (must buy 10 at this great price).

 

Here is my shipping information with my new company name (named after my long lost Nigerian father Franklin Beaverstock Islam)  For short, I just abbrevated it.  Attenion Director (that's me), please pass it on to your shipping company my shipping information and the e mail address of my company  

 

FBI

Attn; Director
4500 Orange Grove
Sacramento, CA 95841

(916) 481-9110

E mail me at  USA.gov1@mail.fedinfo.gov

 

Thank Don (HMFIC)

----- Original Message -----

From: Roy Walter

To: Partsdude4x4

Sent: Monday, November 17, 2008 10:41 AM

Subject: Re: Contact For Pick Up

 

Well am glad to see your reply. I will like to recommend a freight company for the Lockers.Actually am shipping the Lockers to my company in West Africa and I will like you to contact this freight company for the pickup : oceandriveintlshipping@gmail.com And tell them you are shipping Lockers of the total weight XXX and it is going to the address below:
 
Delivery Address
#102 Essenwood Road
Accra Ghana 00233
 
And include your Pickup Location and they will surely get back to you with the freight quote.As soon as they get back to you with the freight quote,let me know so that I can finalize the order with my credit card.Thanks and hope to hear from you soon

Best regards.
Roy


--- On Fri, 11/14/08, Partsdude4x4 <partsdude4x4@hughes.net> wrote:

From: Partsdude4x4 <partsdude4x4@hughes.net>
Subject: Re: Contact For Pick Up
To: r.walter4u1@yahoo.com
Date: Friday, November 14, 2008, 1:21 PM

Roy, what the fuck, I sell Quality Lincoln Terd lockers not Chicken Coops.  Are you two timing me?  Is this "Chicken Coop" some other Quality locker.  I really thought is was only me and you on this deal?  Please respond back before I ship one single brown quality Terd to you

 

Don Fletcher 

(old mighty one of this company)   

----- Original Message -----

From: Roy Walter

To: Partsdude4x4

Sent: Thursday, November 13, 2008 10:56 PM

Subject: Contact For Pick Up

 

Well am glad to see your reply. I will like to recommend a freight company for the Chicken Coops.Actually am shipping the Chicken Coops to my company in West Africa and I will like you to contact this freight company for the pickup : oceandriveintlshipping@gmail.com And tell them you are shipping Chicken Coops of the total weight XXX and it is going to the address below:
 
Delivery Address
#102 Greenwood Road
Accra Ghana 00233
 
And include your Pickup Location and they will surely get back to you with the freight quote.As soon as they get back to you with the freight quote,let me know so that I can finalize the order with my credit card.Thanks and hope to hear from you soon

Best regards.
Roy



--- On Fri, 11/14/08, Partsdude4x4 <partsdude4x4@hughes.net> wrote:

From: Partsdude4x4 <partsdude4x4@hughes.net>
Subject: Re: Lockers
To: r.walter4u1@yahoo.com
Date: Friday, November 14, 2008, 3:21 AM

Great Roy 50 Terds it is.  Are you sure you don't want to try one of my Mighty Terds?  The price on a standard Terd is $89.99 each or $4499.50.  I'm really excited about our new business relationship I'm willing to offer your 25 of the Terd Standard Locker for the two wheel rear drive Toyota Truck front axle locker for 1/2 my normal price ($89.99) your half off price is $66.66.  You must order 25 of these for this price.

 

Your grand total is $6166.00 US dollars (that's allot of turds)

As far as payment for the lockers, you can send me your Master Credit Card number and I will send those Bad Boy Terds out to you.  I can also send you all my personal bank information and you can simply transfer the money into my bank account.  I know this is a little risky for me to give you my bank number but you seem to be a very nice person and I just have this wonderful feeling that my information and bank money is safe with you

 

Thanks you so much 

Don Fletcher (Big Terd in charge)   

'life's just one big shit sandwich and everyday just another bite"

----- Original Message -----

From: Roy Walter

To: Partsdude4x4

Sent: Thursday, November 13, 2008 4:07 AM

Subject: Re: Lockers

 

Well am glad to see your reply.I will like to order Fifty (50) of the Lincoln Terd Locker as the quantity for my first order with your company and also i will like to get me the grand total so i can get you the payment with my Master Credit Card.Hope to hear from you soon.

Regards,

Roy
--- On Thu, 11/13/08, Partsdude4x4 <partsdude4x4@hughes.net> wrote:

From: Partsdude4x4 <partsdude4x4@hughes.net>
Subject: Re: Lockers
To: "Roy Walter" <r.walter4u1@yahoo.com>
Date: Thursday, November 13, 2008, 4:17 AM

Roy, I sell only Lincoln Terd lockers (the very best locker you can buy). These lockers stink up any other locker on the market, hands down.  I have them for the following axles:

 

Ford 25's Ford 27's, Ford, 30's Ford 35's Ford 44's, Ford 60's, Dana 8.8", Dana 9" and 2 wheel rear drive front axle lockers for all Toyota trucks. I'm running a big sale on the Mighty Turd  Locker this week.  The difference in the Mighty Turd locker from the standard Turd locker is the Mighty is much longer, has twice the amount of teeth on the ring gear and only comes in a dark brown.  If you buy 10 or more Mighty Turd lockers, the price is 99.99 each (regularly $149.99).  My standard Lincoln Turd locker is $89.99 (no sale price on these, I'm just about giving the fucking things away at that price).  All my lockers come from the great Republic of China.  I buy so many of these lockers from this company, they only use their very best no smoking 9-12 year old assembly workers to assemble my lockers (no 6-8 year olds working on my shitf)

 

Prices do not include shipping, I will ship anywhere in the world except France (I hate the French)

 

I look forward  to hearing back  from you and getting you hooked up with my full line of Turd lockers.

 

Don Fletcher

Company dictator (my word is the final say, it's my way or the highway, team work is a lot of people doing what I tell them to do together)  

 

     

 

----- Original Message -----

From: Roy Walter

To: fletcher@goldrush.com

Sent: Wednesday, November 12, 2008 2:48 AM

Subject: Lockers

 

Attn,
  I am Roy Walter and i will like to know weather you do sell Lockers and if you do sell them,reply me with the Types/Sizes and the price ranges you do have so that i can let you know the one and the quantity i am interest in purchasing.Once again i will like you to know that i am shipping the Lockers to one company in Sweden.Hope to hear from you soon.

Best Regards.
Roy Walter,